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wolf
Be sure of nothing-Beware a knife in the dark Newbie Age: 102 Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 45 Location: Hell Karma: +4/-0 Points: 956 Game Trophies:  4 Hall Of Fame Member Account : 0 Points Loan : 0 Points Jobs: Unemployed Level: 5 HP: 0 / 81    0% MP: 38 / 38    100% EXP: 7 / 13    53%	Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:12 pm    Post subject:  To Karaden and the other forwards freaks Description:   I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your blasted chain letters over the past few years. Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of what’s left of my heart for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern…I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat *beep* and urine. I no longer use cling wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day I no longer use margarine because it’s one molecule away from being plastic. I dont go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from *beep* with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer date the opposite *bleep* because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa’s novena has granted my every wish. Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. (Geez, the BIBLE did not mention it works that way!) I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time). I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me! I will now return the favor. If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will *beep* on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-law’s 8th husband’s 2nd cousin’s 3rd husband’s ex-wife’s mother’s beautician!
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Saiyan
Been there, Done that, Whats Next!!! Age: 16 Gender: Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 503 Karma: +9/-7 Points: 1209000 Game Trophies:  30 Hall Of Fame Member View My Character Account : 2147483647 Points Loan : 0 Points Jobs: Allowances, Super Moderator Level: 20 HP: 62 / 893    7% MP: 426 / 426    100% EXP: 37 / 52    71%	Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:58 pm    Post subject:  Re: To Karaden and the other forwards freaks Description:   that is a HUGE message. it took me like 5 minutes to read it.
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wolf
Be sure of nothing-Beware a knife in the dark Newbie Age: 102 Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 45 Location: Hell Karma: +4/-0 Points: 956 Game Trophies:  4 Hall Of Fame Member Account : 0 Points Loan : 0 Points Jobs: Unemployed Level: 5 HP: 0 / 81    0% MP: 38 / 38    100% EXP: 7 / 13    53%	Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:11 pm    Post subject:  Re: To Karaden and the other forwards freaks Description:   Learn to read faster . Sorry. Would it be any good if I had cut it down though?
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Saiyan
Been there, Done that, Whats Next!!! Age: 16 Gender: Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 503 Karma: +9/-7 Points: 1209000 Game Trophies:  30 Hall Of Fame Member View My Character Account : 2147483647 Points Loan : 0 Points Jobs: Allowances, Super Moderator Level: 20 HP: 62 / 893    7% MP: 426 / 426    100% EXP: 37 / 52    71%	Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:25 pm    Post subject:  Re: To Karaden and the other forwards freaks Description:   no but still y put the spaces in it. is there a reason?
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Karaden
I am Karaden Tientos, do not underestimate me Age: 17 Gender: Joined: 28 Nov 2005 Posts: 472 Location: In my land of dreams Karma: +7/-2 Points: 2082560 Game Trophies:  25 Hall Of Fame Member View My Character Account : 2147483647 Points Loan : 0 Points Jobs: Allowances, Super Moderator Level: 20 HP: 44 / 893    5% MP: 426 / 426    100% EXP: 6 / 52    11%	Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:33 pm    Post subject:  Re: To Karaden and the other forwards freaks Description:   It makes it easier to read. And I am not a forward freak. I delete quite a lot of them. I only like the humorous forwards or the inspirational ones. I don't read the ones about anything else because I don't want to know what I am really eating or what may lurk in the dust piles of the nation. It kinda sucks being a germ-phob. Current Mood:     Mood When Posted:
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Saiyan
Been there, Done that, Whats Next!!! Age: 16 Gender: Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 503 Karma: +9/-7 Points: 1209000 Game Trophies:  30 Hall Of Fame Member View My Character Account : 2147483647 Points Loan : 0 Points Jobs: Allowances, Super Moderator Level: 20 HP: 62 / 893    7% MP: 426 / 426    100% EXP: 37 / 52    71%	Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:33 am    Post subject:  to long of a message. Description:   ya karadens a huge germ phob. thats y i put dirt in his pillow, SHHH he dont know it yet. SIKE. lol. i only forward things like that becuz it makes ppl mad.
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Karaden
I am Karaden Tientos, do not underestimate me Age: 17 Gender: Joined: 28 Nov 2005 Posts: 472 Location: In my land of dreams Karma: +7/-2 Points: 2082560 Game Trophies:  25 Hall Of Fame Member View My Character Account : 2147483647 Points Loan : 0 Points Jobs: Allowances, Super Moderator Level: 20 HP: 44 / 893    5% MP: 426 / 426    100% EXP: 6 / 52    11%	Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:41 pm    Post subject:  Re: to long of a message. Description:   Saiyan @ Sat Aug 12, 2006 3:33 am wrote: ya karadens a huge germ phob. thats y i put dirt in his pillow, SHHH he dont know it yet. SIKE. lol. i only forward things like that becuz it makes ppl mad. You did WHAT??? I know that you didn´t or you wouldn´t have posted it here for fear of my retaliation... I forward when I find them interesting or nice. I filter out the bad ones... Current Mood:     Mood When Posted:
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smilingdragon
Do not be afraid... Full Member Age: 16 Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 258 Location: Wherever I am least expected Karma: +4/-1 Points: 72456 Game Trophies:  43 Hall Of Fame Member View My Character Account : 1784800 Points Loan : 0 Points Jobs: Allowances Level: 15 HP: 14 / 488    3% MP: 233 / 233    100% EXP: 1 / 35    2%	Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:16 pm    Post subject:  Re: To Karaden and the other forwards freaks Description:   Hmm... no, and he doesn't exactly know what i put in his hair, either... Right... Anything that you put in my hair would make it all fall off... And being as I do not have any bald spots I think that I am safe... Current Mood:     Mood When Posted:
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ikari
Dark Angel Age: 18 Gender: Joined: 24 Mar 2006 Posts: 187 Karma: +3/-0 Points: 484348 Game Trophies:  39 Hall Of Fame Member View My Character Account : 0 Points Loan : 0 Points Jobs: Allowances, Moderator Level: 12 HP: 6 / 319    2% MP: 152 / 152    100% EXP: 20 / 27    74%	Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:47 pm    Post subject:  Re: To Karaden and the other forwards freaks Description:   Nope. No bald spots.......anymore. Current Mood:     Mood When Posted:
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